Welcome to Monday Night Raw and we are live in Green Bay Wisconsin and kick things off with Stephanie McMahon in the ring. She says Vince McMahon doesn’t think Daniel Bryan is championship material and some side with him while others are siding with Triple H and as a result she’s come up with a compromise and throws to footage of Daniel Bryan receiving his makeover. Daniel Bryan comes out and thanks Stephanie for all the time and effort she put into his makeover. But it’s funny because he doesn’t think this is what the company really wants. The company really wants someone who’s jacked up, wears cargo shorts and bright yellow t-shirts. Someone like John Cena. He respects Cena for picking him as his opponent but quite frankly he doesn’t think Bryan can beat him. He says it’s because Cena is an entertainer while Bryan is a WRESTLER. And while Cena’s been here for 10 years, he hasn’t seen the holes Bryan’s dragged himself out of because he is a WRESTLER. If Cena loses he goes back to his lifestyle and will never see him again whereas if Bryan gets fired he will appear in every armory because he loves wrestling. Bryan says he will dress up in a suit and comb his hair back for the company but at Summerslam he will do what the WWE Universe wants and make John Cena tap out. Vince McMahon then walks out. Vince tells Bryan he gave it the old college try with the new makeover. Vince says he doesn’t want either Cena or Bryan to be champion but says he’s kind of warming up to Bryan. McMahon then refers to Bryan as a dwarf with the muscularity of a toothpick and the face of a gargoyle and compares him to Mick Foley. He says although he doesn’t want Bryan to be champion maybe they can work something out and says his makeover needs one other thing. McMahon says if Bryan really wants to be WWE Champion he wants Bryan to shave the beard off. Vince says he knows what the WWE Universe wants. They want him to sit in that chair and go all the way and Bryan talks about being fired but tells him to be careful what he wishes for. Bryan exits the ring and sits in the chair. Wade Barrett then walks out with a barber kit. Barrett goes to shave Bryan’s beard but Bryan attacks him and throws him into the chair and shaves a small piece of Barrett’s beard and walks up the ramp telling McMahon he won’t change. He’s going to be what he’s always been and he is going to be WWE Champion. Cena says “The Champ Is Here” well Bryan says “The Beard Is Here”
Posted on: Tue, 06 Aug 2013 00:34:53 +0000
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