Welcome to The Federal Polytechnic Ado-Ekiti, where... Every process is done on the queue, even cooking with Hot Plates. You need to be rugged to survive, even girls compete with guys in ruggedity. You need to have a body that can go 5 days without water and still fails to develop eczema. Niggas and babes prefer using the bush to using the toilet. Girls sell the BB they bring from home to buy garri and kulikuli for survival. You need to learn how to beg almost everything to live e.g Bros, abeg I see small sugar there make i use drink garri?? A skul whereby u experience several Ado igbeyin before d end of d semester. A skul whereby everry first week of evry month is d Ose igberaga of all student. You need to have a stomach that converts garri to protein with faith. Lamp becomes your companion during exam period and night class your palace. Cramming skill is a must-have for obtaining good grades in most courses. Every corner turns library during exams period, e.g. On the tree, at the bus-stop, sport complex, main roads nd even atm outlets.. Where lecturers ask students to kneel down and they obey...for what?? Everybody is referred to as brother and sister, and evryone addressed as sir and ma. Every point on the campus is a prayer mountain. We record the highest number of greetings when election is around the corner, e.g HIV lo n kiyin o, STD lo le se o. SUG is just a logo, no action. You are prepared as if you are going to be sentenced to life imprisonment after graduation, i.e trained with hard labour. ....I hope you will enjoy your stay here Happy Resumption....E mancipation from exploitation!
Posted on: Sun, 13 Jul 2014 09:57:09 +0000
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