Welcome to The Weekly Messenger! Here I am, together with Oldwoman White and some Nazis with the collaboration of Legit Company™ and Russian president Vladimir Putin, presenting the Part 2 of Useless Facts You Should Know! 1. Barnacles has the largest penis to its body size ratio. (7x its body size) 2. A group of flamingos is called a “flamboyance”. 3. Elephants use skin folds on the back of their skin to crush mosquitoes. 4. An octopus can climb any surface except for Astroturf™. 5. A woodchuck can chuck approximately 136 cubic centimeters of wood. 6. Eating a polar bear liver can cause a lethal Vitamin A overdose. 7. Kangaroos cant hop backward. 8. Boobytrap spelled backward is “partyboob”. 9. The word “typewriter” can be typed using only the top part of the keyboard. 10. The only state that doesnt contain any of the letters in the word “mackerel” is Ohio. 11. A teaspoon of neutron star material weighs about 110 million tons. 12. Most snails are hermaphrodites, which means they have both male and female reproductive organs. 13. Banging your head off a wall uses 150 calories an hour. 14. A lions roar can be heard from five miles away. 15. The Earth is approximately 6,588,000,000,000,000,000 tons. 16. Attics were invented in Attica. 17. Because metals were scarce, the Oscars given during WWII were made of plaster. 18. Chop Suey translates to something like “pieces of meat” and was invented by Chinese railroad workers who didnt know how to cook anything except to “to chop stuff up and fry it”. 19. The reason why tattoos dont vanish even though we shed our skin is because the dye is injected deeper into the dermis of the skin. It is only the epidermis that we shed. 20. It is illegal to mispronounce the word “Arkansas” while in the state of Arkansas. This episode was brought to you by Oldwoman White and some trustable Nazis. Thank you for using your time for the 2 special episodes we have presented. NEXT WEEK: A NEW TOPIC.
Posted on: Sat, 23 Nov 2013 08:10:45 +0000