“Welcome to all new RETARDS members, you are now aboard the FBP- RETARDS you will notice that the Fasten Seat Belt sign is illuminated. If you haven’t already done so, please stow your carry-on luggage or any baggage you may normally carry elsewhere as it is not required here! Please take your seat and fasten your seat belt. And also make sure your seat back and folding trays are in their full upright position. If you are seated next to an emergency exit, you are in the wrong place, there are NO EMERGENCY EXITS. Should you wish to leave this group feel free to do so, but in the immortal words of Arnie, You’ll be back!!!! At this time, we request that all mobile phones, pagers, radios and remote controlled toys be turned on for the full duration of your attendance on this page, as these items are what keeps you connected to us and will interfere with normal lame-stream communications. We are pleased to point out that we are a free & open thinking group and there are no wrong questions or opinions – we only ask that you keep an open mind. Please also remember that we are always open to a bit of light hearted banter and humor and other light topics that help break up the sometimes arduous mental capacity required to follow and keep up to date with the myriad of topics and information to be found here. Topics on Wine and Jelly Wrestling have been found to be very therapeutic indeed. I’d like to draw your attention to our handsome attendant at the back of the ship where Jared Runningaroungnakedsdcaringtouristssmokingdak Norelationtobill English (or whatever he is calling himself this week?) is selling light refreshments at the bar, where we have a selection of quality NZ Wines specially selected for us by the VIVACIOUS Jet OnGuard, please be advised that we don’t take credit cards, only cash and wisdom We would ask that you fill out the Dietary requirements card found in the pocket of the seatback in front of you, our cook can get a bit tetchy at times, he’s pretty good in the food department, but he doesn’t like last minute surprises or requests. Any we now ask you to sit back, relax and enjoy the service, debate and opinions to be found throughout your time with us. We thank you for choosing RETARDS and look forward to taking you on a journey of discovery, we appreciate there are MANY, MANY other FPG’s that you could chose and we thank you for choosing us.
Posted on: Mon, 26 May 2014 03:56:11 +0000
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