Welcome to all the newbies... Your life jackets are around somewhere god knows where we havent been able to employ the health and safety crew since one of my admins forgot that we needed to register.... However welcome on board - we have no in flight entertainment as my air hostesses cant sing :-( not one of them! I would dearly love to offer you some in flight grub but I cant as none of us can cook unless you want diet coke chicken or spag bol. There should be a safety card in front of you in the event of a crash...it will say jump. We offer a limited service in the way of booze bring your own. If you have any mobility problems we can however cater for you we have a pair of crutches and a boot should you have fractured your left foot...but only your left foot mind. We are currently flying at an altitude of 38 thousand feet and we have no sick bags just carrier bags. On behalf of Elvis and you co pilot and your cabin crew on our flight home eventually - good luck and hang on ;-) xx
Posted on: Tue, 22 Apr 2014 22:14:04 +0000
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