Welcome to the first of November all you motorists.. The Alexanderism for today is aimed at you..at least some of you.. (you might need to have a cup of tea and a seat.) Firstly it has been duly noted by No 1 son that the majority of red light runners, undertakers and road angry people seem to be driven by people with three types of car. they are .. the ones with the four circles emblem, the blue and white quarter circle one and the mercedes one.. he watches top gear people. I have had no influence at all on these observations.. I have to keep an eye on my speedometer when the car police is in my car!!! He has several remarks firstly to the manufacturers of all vehicles and these should be noted carefully. 1) Being as the English car industry appears to be finished can them European m...ns at least produce a car that can meet the legal requirements of the country of their origin. After all it is a little hypocritic of them to require safety standards that no car driver can manage because you have to half take the car to pieces to replace lights etc. Not exactly possible at the roadside is it now!!! He also would like a word with French car manufacturers as well especially after enjoying Michaels Citroen.. 2) Why do these (!!!!!!!!) idiots insist on creating cars that go faster then the legal speed limit anywhere in the world. The whole point is to reach your destination in one piece as safely as possible... not death and hell as quickly as possible 3)Why do these !!!!!!! morons insist on creating cars that cost billions to fix. It would be far better to have less expensive fixes that could possibly encourage recycling and reduce the amount of resource depletion and leave parents with more money to spend on kids. Now for all of you lovely car drivers out there.. you didnt really think you had gotten out of this did you??? 1) The whole point of indicators is so that the car behind you knows where you are going.. if you are lost you muppet, pull over and get a map out!!!! 2) If you have a grey car on a grey and foggy day it helps all other road users to see if you have your lights on... it is not rocket science now is it. 3) In large queues of filtering traffic if EVERYBODY leaves a bit of space the a zipper system works and reduces the stop start flow of traffic.. which brain dead cant work that one out??? 4) Speeding through a red traffic light isnt going to work because my mum will catch up to you at the next set and go past you because she goes slower and predicts light changes ( told you I was psychic) 5) Road rage is stupid, because you get into trouble with the police and even worse it teaches your kids in the back of the car to be rude and aggressive and morons like you..Please stop Finally.. if you are not able to follow the above.. please stay at home and dont put other drivers at risk of having an accident because then I am late for my trip out. There endeth the lesson I listened to this for 35 minutes and am now going to get a large stiff drink of ... coffee
Posted on: Fri, 01 Nov 2013 16:13:49 +0000