Welcome to the weekend baby!!!!!! Well you true believers who read “Tales of The Short Bus” I have a real jewel for you today from the sunny side of the short bus. These “Winner, Winner Chicken Dinner” recipients will befuddle your mind and will make you wow. So without further ado here is the newest Short Bus riders, I hope you enjoy the ride. We had five of these jewels to grace the presences of the court this glorious week. The 1st and only rider we’ll talk about in detail is a true Warp Drive scientist. This freaking hero decided to steal a flat screen TV that was mounted on the wall from the local department store by hiding in the store until it closed. I guess someone told him that this store doesn’t have cameras inside it. Doh!!! Once the store closed for the night our little beaver went to work. He took the beautiful flat screen off the wall, broke out the glass to one of the doors to the store and he made off like the wind into the night and the chase was on. Well, you remember the information he received about the cameras not being in the store wasn’t quite right and it recorded the whole event with great face shots, front and side. Yes, can you say “Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!!!” The Warp Drive scientist just sitting there with is head hanging low when the judge said No Bond. The 2nd through 5th window lickers didn’t do any better than contestant number one. Contestant number 2 was a hoot. This was much different than your normal Window Licker and I’ll explain why. The majority of African Americans don’t sell Meth period. This was the exception to the norm; he was selling Meth to buy Cocaine indeed a real live entrepreneur. Oh I forgot to mention already on probation, No Bond. Wow what a surprise there. The 3rd one aka Slick Willie (Transporter Operator) on probation selling weed to an undercover officer then ran to the wood line when the blue light special came on. He tried to hide under some brush and the Po-po went straight to him without K-9. Why? Because they saw him the whole time!!!!! No Bond. The final contestants number 4 and 5 were picked up for the sale of crack cocaine. No Bond. They are too stupid to be mention. Well that’s it for the weekend edition of “Tales from The Short Bus.” Please talk to your kids about their future and what you the parent expect from them. Because the child who raises him/herself usually finds him/herself riding my Short Bus and yes I will pick on you.
Posted on: Sat, 08 Jun 2013 18:22:19 +0000
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