Well I gets a hankerin for me some turkey. So I strolls me on over to Krogers since they got them some turkey breasts on sale at a buck and a half a pound. Then I picks up a couple o big ones and haul them over to the register. There, Sarah, the cute little register gal asks me, Do you qualify for the Senior Citizens discount?. Im all like, How old do you have to be? Shes like, 55. Im like, WTF!!, but Im just thinking that last part and not saying it out loud of course. Dude, Ive qualified for the Senior Citizens discount for the last 9 YEARS! Im so qualified I think I deserve a SENIOR Senior Cititizens discount! Im so qualified I think theyve given it to me before and I plumb forgot about it: proof positive that I shouldnt be trusted to manage my own bank account. Anyhoo, I gets me the discount, then on the drive home think about the late model Impala I could afford to be driving instead of this ancient piece of shit Elantra Im in if only I had done my grocery shopping at Krogers on Wednesdays (Senior Citizens discount day) for the last nine freaking years. Its times like these I wish my kids had the nads to institute proceedings to have me committed. It should be a piece of cake. I probably wouldnt even remember the court date.
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 23:05:56 +0000
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