Well I got my 1 year gift from CALI yesterday. Henry Hill and I were hauling ass in my Infinity --- trying to get to work on time and then BAM this black car was behind me with lights flashing. Since it has been sooooooooo long since I was pulled over, I almost forgot what this was like... Anyway, I pulled over and begin to create the "story". I told him I had just moved here - car was in storage - never drive this one - etc. He was like great and begin asking for all this stuff --- I am like what the hell .. I HAVE NONE of this stuff. I am like -- hey sir, in GA all this information is on the computer. He was like a honey badger... He did not give a shit. I begin looking through all my compartments for the paperwork - as I opened up the compartments - I found something (well I cannot say on facebook).. I was like (eeeeeeeee) holy shit!!! He was standing at my window tooooo. I was freaked out. Told him we had not found the information and asked if I could call my office for help. So, I am on the phone dialing everyone that could possibly text/email me a digital copy of this information. Henry felt the need to start cleaning up the car at this time. As I am waiting for the return call and watching henry clean, I see he is writing a dang ticket already. I was like "OK" if I am getting a ticket, I will make this an adventure! I started asking questions about driving on the streets of CALI. I played the role of a dumb GA Hick - it was one of my best performances yet. The guys is standing on Henry side and gave me a very detailed answer to all my questions. It was funny watching henry try not to laugh as I would ask the questions and wait for the cops reply. Believe me, we discuss quite of bit of information that is on a ticket. It was great even though the cop did not break down. Even when I asked what we could do to get rid of all 3 tickets!!! He did not pay me one bit of attention, however, he was staring Henry down. Henry got real serious and was looking straight ahead not saying a work. I knew then he would not take one for the team so I signed the tickets and got back on the road!!! Thanks CALI O-Hammond!!!
Posted on: Mon, 12 Aug 2013 15:00:29 +0000
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