Well, I had a great Coast Guard Day yesterday. The wife treated me to a late lunch at Famous Dave’s Rib Joint. We had the combination feast for two or three. They brought it out on a big round tray and set it on a stand in the middle of our table. What a pile of food. In the center of the tray was a bowl of barbequed baked beans and a bowl of coleslaw. Arranged around these were half a barbecued chicken, 8-10 barbecued spare ribs, and sliced barbecued beef brisket, four pieces of corn on the cob, some cornbread muffins and a stack of thick wedge cut French fries. We washed it all down with big glasses of raspberry iced tea. It was really good, we worked on it for over an hour and still brought a few ribs, a piece of chicken and a muffin home. After that it was off to the Galleria Mall. While my wife toured the Mall I sat in the Starbucks and watched the mall folks walk by. The people watching was particularly good here, lots of pretty young women. Then we went to a Wal-Mart located near an up-scale neighborhood. While the wife shopped I sat at the in-store MacDonald’s, had Very Berry Chiller and you guessed it, people watched. There are so many pretty young women and so little time. I may be a dirty old man but I notice things like this. The young women today go out in skirts so short that they are constantly pulling them down to keep their skivvies from showing if, in fact, they are wearing skivvies. The other group in the super tight jeans or short, short cut offs must make Las Vegas a goldmine for Gynecologists. They wear them so high and tight up in the crotch that they appear to have both fore and aft wedgies. Whenever they think no one is looking you can see them trying to pull the material down out of their nether regions. We all know that these kinds of clothing can cause PID or pelvic inflammatory disease. Anyway, if it’s Camel toes you are looking for forget the Sahara Desert and come to Las Vegas. It’s a paradise for an old man and avid people/young woman watcher. Hey, it’s a hard job, but if they go out in public dressed that way someone has to do it. I hope all my Facebook friends have a great new week.
Posted on: Mon, 05 Aug 2013 13:55:32 +0000
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