Well, I havent ranted in a while. I guess today is the day. Please dont be offended - this is for the greater good. To all people wearing bathing suits with no cover-ups to the grocery store and 93% of Wal-Mart shoppers: I think a lot of you need to know the difference between public and private. Public parts are your head, arms, and legs (from about mid-thigh down). Other parts are private. Private means they are covered. Do NOT show them in public places. You know, public - where people can see you. I know this is confusing because pubic looks like public. This is where we learn the importance of education. That one little l changes things. Please learn the difference. In case you need some help, here’s a handy dandy checklist for you to reference. Getting dressed appropriately- 1. Buy a mirror 2. Put on clothes 3. Look in mirror 4. Keep looking. Turn around. Look again. 5. Look some more. Take a picture. Send it to someone that everyone thinks has some taste. 6. Do not leave the house until you get a response from this person. 7. Take their advice. 8. Start the process over until your person says you can leave house. 9. Thank you. We all thank you. 10. Hallelujah. Amen. Also, wash. Your whole entire body. With soap. Often. This concludes this public service announcement. Thank you and good day.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 16:18:48 +0000
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