Well I was drivin down I-95 the other night. Somebody nearly cut me right off the road. I decided it wasnt gonna do any good to get mad. So I wrote a song about him instead. It goes like this... Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine cause youre an asshole tonight. Yes youre an A S S H O L E... And dont you try to blame it on me. You deserve all the credit. Youre an asshole tonight. You were an asshole yesterday. Youre an asshole tonight. And Ive got a feelin youll be an asshole the rest of your life. And I was talkin to your mother just the other night. I told her I thought you were an asshole. She said, Yes. I think youre right. And all your friends are assholes cause youve known them your whole life. And somebody told me youve got an asshole for a wife. Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine cause youre an asss...hole tonight.
Posted on: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 00:16:38 +0000
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