Well, Im gonna manipulate time, see? Gonna make it freeze. Afterward Im gonna rally everyone up and have them bound. After that Im gonna stack ALL OF YOU on top of each others shoulders, ya dig? Then Im going to construct a basketball goal that reach above everyone. Im talkin a mile high, see? Later, after careful calculations--the Coriolis effect and all, Im going to use my vast wealth to go into space. Ill eject myself from the shuttle and begin re-entry. After I enter the atmosphere, the drop-pod will open and I will begin my free fall decent. Once my positioning is correct Ill perform my slam dunk on the basketball goal; Shattering the goal and releasing the millions upon millions of dollars into the wind. During my decent I will slow time down just as my nuts graze your faces, one by one. Ill watch your eyes grow angry because in your eyes, hours will pass by with my nuts slowly...slowly dragging across your helpless face. Each and every single one of you will feel utter soul crushing defeat as you are dunked on. During my decent I will be sure to have the rudest and most disturbing smile on my face as I take immeasurable pleasure in taking your souls away. I will not be wearing a parachute, because thats how Im gonna go out. Dunking on everyone and everything. As I near the surface I will rear my head back let out a jolly laugh and take in the sunshine. Jared, Reno, Adam, James, Joey, Joey, Chris, Christopher, Chris, Bran, Philip, Kevin, William, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Wesley, Wesley, Luis, Alex, Adrian, Thomas, Mark, Mark, Mark, Blazian, Benjamin, Michael, Michael, Ricky, Ray, Brandon, Matt, Robert, Robert, Darius, Andrew, Travis, Sean, Sean, Jonathan, Brian. There are many more.. All of you should prepare. Prepare your anus.
Posted on: Wed, 30 Jul 2014 05:36:29 +0000
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