Well Todays the day,Im leaving the country,I have had enough of our Dictator and chief Barrack Obama,Nancy Pelosi ,,Harry Ried, and Jolly Joe Biden! Yep Im leaving on a Jet plane,And i have already most like lt been Bumped in L.A. got a notice the flight is over booked and they would not issue mr boarding passes Hum The Offer so far is $300.00 in Ticket vouchers,Should I hold out for more take it or just see what happens if they offer more,Any one know about how this stuff works,I have never been Bumped before from L.A to Melbourne Australia is the leg im Bumped on so far,Heading down to Australia to stay with my best friends Jen and Daniel Barwise and the Kiddo,s for about 3 months to see how they do things and live,eat and of course drink down in Australia,I can not wait to get there,of course ill take and post lots and lots of pictures for your viewing pleasure,I hear the beach,s down there are all topless boys and girls,Geesh I thought id never experience that in my lifetime,lol.Daniel is going to show me how to wrangle Kangaroos and saddle them up so i can watch him ride them,not me,lol ,also how to catch and pet the infamous Drop Bears and the ever friendly little cute Koala bears,I can not wait to see Daniel give one a big hug and kiss,oh and ill have pictures of that event,lol Also Daniel is going to show me how to snatch up a friendly little brown snake so we can pet it like the Australian Chamber of commerce would like to see all the tourists do,Then we have the little poisonous spiders that make a good pot of stew Jenny is going to catch for us clean and cook,She is a expert on stomping those in record time,nice and mashed up lets the dynamic flavor enhance the stew like no other meat can in a pot of stew,Now we have the Big Blue Monster looking prehistoric lizards Daniel and I are going to compete in a live Blue lizard swallowing contest,The more you swallow live and whole gets you nothing but a stomach ache and Bragging rights,I may just let the Native Australian win this one,as im sure no one wants to clean up good old American Puke by the bucket load,So im off on my adventure half way across the world this evening to Australia,And I cant wait to Be Traveling in a fried out Combie on a hippie trail,with a head full of Zombie,And then meet some strange lady that makes me nervous who takes me in and gives me breakfast,And she said Do you come from the land down under,Where the women glow and the men plunder,And cant you hear that thunder? well you better run,And you may want to take some cover,U buying Bread from the man in Brussels,The six foot four guy full of muscles,then i said do you speak my language,He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite Sand which,,Yet thats where im going today to get me one of them Vegemite Sandwichs,Down in the land down under,TODAY!!! and a Good Cold Australian Beer!!
Posted on: Mon, 03 Nov 2014 13:21:25 +0000
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