Well.. What a start to the day. Its only 9:27am and I have already called 911. Ladies- Be on the lookout for a middle aged white male, balding on his head but lots of chest hair (wait til you hear how I know that fact) driving a gold Suzuki sedan in Lafayette. I was on Johnston Street a little while ago at the South College intersection. I was going straight- towards campus, and he was in the left turn lane to go towards Congress. I noticed a flutter out of the corner of my eye and looked over at him.... HE WAS NAKED!!! He had his left leg propped up on the door/window sill and was ....manipulating his junk with one hand and trying to get my attention so I would look with the other hand. Yup. Fo realsies...Not playing with you..well he was playing with himse..uh,nevermind..But anyway- I called the cops, gave a description, but I didnt have his license plate- So if you see a gold Suzuki sedan around Lafayette with a white middle aged black haired guy driving- Please get his license plate number and call it in. If its not the right dude, no harm- if it is- Well the guy needs some help. And I dont mean just a wax...
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 14:32:04 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015