Well buenas noches, and in the awesome telenovela #SenoraAcero , you have seen the last of these two, and the guy hanging from the ropes who was El Indios right hand man, and a small white horse named Gooby. Or to be more specific, poor Goobys head. But first let me talk about the fantastic Rebecca Jones, who played the evil and highly accessorized Enriquetta. Enriquetta was a beautician with a dream: That dream was to perform risky plastic surgery without a license or any medical training whatsoever in the Color Room/Break Room of the beauty shop she owned in Guadalajara. For example, if a young woman wanted some silicone injections somewhere, Enriquetta substituted Vegetable Oil for the silicone, since vegetable oil is cheaper, especially when its on sale at Publix. Of course this unorthodox procedure killed the patient, but when your surgeon wears skintight snakeskin scrubs, and her anesthesiologist ( to the left) is a hitman and coke fiend, the anesthesia is a shot of tequila and a punch, and the operating room is filled with hair products which spill into the sterile field, the patient probably waived any rights to sue. For the past few months, Enriquetta has been in a womans prison. Im not sure if this is because she lost another patient (the sweet and beloved Lupita) during breast implant surgery (you heard me), or because she tried to put little Salvador Acero in a hospital incinerator. Either way, she was in prison but her life didnt seem to change too much: She had plenty of visitors, her uniform was perfectly tailored, she bossed everyone around, and she spent more time on the phone than I did in all of four years of high school combined. Her roommate and the other prisoners found her very annoying. So when they were hired by either El Indio or El Quintanilla or maybe even someone else to kill her (Im a little unclear lately about exactly who wants who killed in #SenoraAcero), they jumped at the chance without even negotiating a fee. In a gruesome, bloodthirsty scene, a few of the other inmates stab her to death with a screwdriver. (You heard me) In some awful places. (My opinion is that rehabilitation is not in the cards for this crew.) These women were so vicious they made The Wild Bunch seem not so wild, and they would make The Sopranos sing like sopranos. As bloody and violent as the stabbing sequence was, and as gory as their plot was to cut up her body and claimed she escaped, nothing could have prepared me for the horror that came next: Entiquettas roommate, the complete mental case that did most of the stabbing, and laughed and laughed as blood sprayed all over, did something so shocking afterwards, that if this episode of #SenoraAcero was a Vincent Price movie from the 60s, no one would have been admitted during the final 15 minutes of the episode AND there would have been medics on standby at the theatre. With Enriquiettas corpse still warm, La Roomie Mas Loca took Enriquettas honey-highlighted hair extensions out of her beautiful hair, and weaved them into her scraggly rust- colored and rustic hairdo. It was awful. I will have nightmares about that look for a long time. So please, lets show a little respect for the great Rebecca Jones: She was ingenue in the classic #CunaDeLobos, cast into a family that was more dangerous than an actual den of wolves; she played Diego Luna and Jose Maria Yazpiks mother in the compelling novela #LaVidaEnElEspejo; she learned how to perform liposuction for her role in #SenoraAcero; and has starred in countless other novelas, and is always fantastic. I will miss her very much, even though I wouldnt let her near my eyebrows. Tomorrow I will tell you how tonights episode was also a little tribute to the classic American movie The Godfather! Heres a preview: El Quintanilla actually calls himself Miguel Corleone-illa. It was priceless! Ciao y Muchas gracias!
Posted on: Wed, 12 Nov 2014 05:28:15 +0000
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