Well, here I sit pondering about this once well respected page! Our great leader Dale Burge, as I see it has been too much of a nice guy and it has got out of hand! he has let big story tellers, outlaws, drunks and just a bunch of hell raising people post on here! He lets them tell stories of how they shot up all the telephone booths in thr Fort with there BB gun they stole from somebody! How they painted all those watertowers and bridges and overpasses in the county and no telling where else! He lets them talk about their fast getaway cars and how they used to drag up & down the streets of our law biding little town! He lets drunks talk about their wild parties, about drinking COORS and getting Intoxicated! He even lets them sell and show their ill reputed goats! They also tale TALL tales about what is about to happen around the Fort! I dont know how many times Ive packed to go back home just to see it wasnt true! You know I have to consume all that COORS I buy to go over there! This is all stunting the growth of the Fort according to Chief Running Mouth from New York City! So I m asking our Great Mayor of this page Dale Burge to appoint me Sheriff of this page because I am the one who dont Raise any kind of cane! I m the only one who is the most normal on this page! I will eliminate all this having fun on this page!( Boy Im doing a good job of sounding like a politician!) Hope everybody backs me on this! My record is clean and I will not Tolerate it! Thank You! Your Honest and sober Amigo!
Posted on: Sun, 21 Sep 2014 00:43:35 +0000
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