Well...heres an interesting development. In researching my fathers family background it turns out that we are direct descendants of MacBeth McFinlay...the erstwhile King of Scotland. 25 generations back, but its a straight line from Shakespeares tragic hero through me, to my three daughters and two sons today. Thats not a bad way to start a Monday! Now...how do I go about reclaiming my families heritage? Oh wait....I have three older sisters...Crown Princess Veau Dean and Princesses Yvonne and Rosemary...well...there are three flys in my world domination ointment! They outrank me...pooh! Still...I would look good in a crown....hmm....those damned Windsors...dirtying up my castle....hmph! Get your bleedin feet off my sofa Elizabeth!!! And you....Charles....tuck those ears in Laddie!!! So...Crown Princess Dominique Heuerman, Princesses of the Blood Meghan Finley, Chloe Finley, and Crown Prince Nathan Smith-Finley and Prince of the Blood Jackson Finley. You may now be accorded your proper positions in life! As for all the rest of you peasants...you may now call us your majesties....we shall grant audiences only on Thursdays at tea time. Oh...and bring Reeses Pieces....His Majesty King Randy is a big fan.
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 16:15:29 +0000
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