Well hmmm...havent been this embarrassed in a loooong looooong time. Had to GO so badly, that after paying for my items at walmart I forgot them at the register...the good samaritan behind me ran after me to give my my things...at the entrance of the restroom. I entered the empty restroom while My friend, and our two minis were waiting on me outside----at one point I thought they were in the restroom with me because I could hear them talking. I talked to them the entire time, mentioned what a CLOSE call that was and even let out a whew that was crucial from my stall. THinking I was talking to my crew. Feeling MUCH better I flip open the bathroom stall and to my HORROR..plete and total SHOCKED HORROR...Im at the end of a row of at least 4 men taking a leak in the urinals. I was in the MENS ROOM---IN ELIZABETHTON WALMART!!! The looks on their faces was even more horrified than I felt. Four men in mid pee and Whoop There I am. All I could see was eyeballs and mullets as I tried my best to become invisible and blind at the same time. I needs a vacation.
Posted on: Wed, 26 Nov 2014 03:15:55 +0000