Well, if you awake tomorrow and dont find a toe tag on your big foot digit, congratulations! Your body has managed - somehow - to arise from the Great Grease Pit to struggle on another day. As you hit the showers, you notice youre perspiring in little, glistening yellow balls. Its probably nothing, but it doesnt really wash off, just smears a bit. Well, at least you dont have a hangover from the bourbon and water (but, actually, you forgot the water and when you went back, you thought you needed to add more bourbon). Its a good thing youre not a rat seeing as how high fat diets impair cognitive abilities, including memory. Where DID you put that toothbrush.....
Posted on: Sat, 26 Oct 2013 00:00:01 +0000