Well, if you know me, then you know that I have my own sense of humor. Uh oh. So I met my new physical therapist today, and she is a very petite young lady with a medium-strong Filipino accent. I had just been lathering myself, when she knocked, and so I rubbed my feet instead,.. I thought it was a clever cover-up. ;-) ... and needless to say, I was a bit jolted by that. Anyway, So she begins her evaluation with a few questions, the first one beeing: Well, Mr. Wireman your young and very strong, so I want to focus on you cardio; Have you had much Dick Lion, lately? I tried for the life of me in nano-time to if not understand her, then to figure out what she asked... at the results in my brain were FAIL. So, I took the blame, and told her that I wasnt sure what she was asking, and to ask me again. Have you had much Dick Line lately? I am very smart, but this one actually left me in puzzle-faced shock with drop-jaw and all, for about five seconds, which is a VERY long time in my brain. ... And then suddenly, it occurred to me that she was asking me if I had much DECLINE lately. First there was a giggle, because I had already been caught lotion-handed. ...and then there was a laugh, and then I couldnt stop laughing. I had to explain to her that she probably doesnt want to say DICK-LINED, and that she should pronounce it DEE-CLINED and then she began to giggle, which caused me to barrel laughter and knee-slap. Oh, no wonder they call me a trouble-maker, no matter where I go!
Posted on: Wed, 03 Dec 2014 15:43:41 +0000
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