Well...in my InFLUenced state of mind, I wrote a solicitation - TopicsExpress



          

Well...in my InFLUenced state of mind, I wrote a solicitation should I ever decide to put myself back on the market! So read it and let me know what yall think!! Single Man available for either the highest bidder or the youngest model over 35. Reserves the right of inspection and to refuse any and all offers. Will consider farming property, rerirement income, tractors or airplanes as partial payment. Description: This Baby Boomer is past the rated midlife of of the model. A few dents but still dont need a cap to go out in public. Lots of mileage yet left in this good old boy. Recent inspection of the Colon rated by the MD Certified Mechanic as clean and like new. Does Not Smoke and easy on the gas except when fed starchy biofuels. This MSU certified model has a clean bill of health, arthretically sound and free of any known contaminants. This Big Boy is sheltered well, self sufficient, and comes with skills in technology, teaching, marketing, farming, gardening, mechanics, electrical, light construction and plumbing. Listens to country, pop, rock, rap, bluegrass, folk, fasola, and southern gospel. Capable and Comfortable at back yard boogies in jeans or sophisticated black tie events. Comes ready and willing to travel to fun places or exotic adventures of the mind. References furnished on request.
Posted on: Fri, 05 Dec 2014 01:52:10 +0000

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