Well its 3 45 am and the Old Bowls Codger is back in his electric chair. Managed three hours in the marital bed but have again succumbed to the old leg pain and Nurse Debra ( aka the wifes ) larynx and nasal cords mimicking the brass section of the London Plilimonic Orchestra. Oh but no detrimental comments about Nurse Debra tonight as not very happy with comments in Iast blog. The Twinettes ( aka Kerry and Melanie ) had dobbed me in. Revenge will sweet Twinettes. Tonights blog is about Welsh Merit Qualification day in Llanfairgwyngyllgogerellsanttyselio (oh nearly ) but again sod it Llanfair P G. Mention must be made of the superb facilities and I must credit everyone involved. The Chief Controller of todays proceedings was Dave ( immaculately dressed and precision organiser ) Evans. Not my description but his as listed on his Facebook profile. Mind you Dave was not as immaculate as normal wearing a pair of skinny jeans and one of Burtons more trendy young man casual shirts. Must be second flush of youth thing now he had hit the age of 65. Must also mention Arwel ( always smiling ) Williams whose work ethic was commendable as he swung from measuring to making the tea to being the Chief Controllers lacki. Reminded me of Lord Greystoke ( Tarzan to you thickoes ) No not looking at you Prancer. As he swung across the green on his jungle vine with his trusty partner the beautiful Jane aiding him. Mind you the thought of Arwel in a loin cloth is not a pretty sight. The only person missing was his long term friend Cheetah who was last scene on his leash led by his handler Karen going round the shops of Liverpool. Sorry Mail Man We all now awaited the draw with baited breath.All hoping we missed the top seeds John ( I won the Waterloo ) Bailey and Ivor ( Juliell mark my card ) Jones. But alas Happy Harris drew passed champion Ivor. But hey ho that glass of phylisan happy had taken in the morning did fortify the over 40 or in his case 56 on the 31st May and he ran out a 21 15 winner much to the joy of Snow White Beryl ( aka the wife ). TImmy ( beautiful legs ) Williams also had a first round win running out 21 20 and would now play Happy Harris in the last qualifying match. Immaculate Dave moved the matches on smoothly with Gareth Hughes ( Llangefnian born and bred ) but now of Minydon B C not to be confused with Gareth W Hughes ( late of Llandudno B C ) who beat the limpy hobbling Old Bowls Codger. Both qualifying for finals day in Gates Hangs High Wrexham next month ( sounds more like a title for a Clint Eastwood spaghetti western ). They were closely followed by John ( I won the Champion of Champions ) Bailey not before he had a 21 18 scare when playing Andy ( I used to have pretty shoulder length hair ) Jones. It was now down to the last qualifier between Happy Harris and Timmy ( beautiful legs ) Williams. Happy was the bookies choice but beautiful legs had a cunning plan as Baldrick would say. His secret weapon was Saintly Shirley ( aka the wife ) whose prayers helped beautiful legs to lead 18 17. And at 18 17 down happy was far from happy but a second phyllisan break saw him revitalised to shake hands on a 21 19 win. But Saintly Shirleys look to the heavens were rewarded when beautiful legs called for a measure. Immaculate Dave donned his British Crown C G B A referees green jacket ( no we were not in Augusta ) to adjudicate and the crowd were shocked when he pointed to beautiful legs wood. 20 20. But Saintly Shirley could wait no longer and her dash for a quick whizz saw Beautiful Legs luck run out and more than happy Happy Harris ran out 21 20 to take the last qualification spot. All the best to the four qualifiers and to the Mon Menai team v Colne Valley tomorrow. The Old Bowls Codger Signing off at 4 30 am. Nite
Posted on: Sun, 18 May 2014 03:38:11 +0000
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