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Well its been awhile so I guess its just about time for me to bust out with another episode of Is there anything you wont talk about in public??? Have you no shame? Otherwise known in my family as Someone needs to just reach over and push Lynn off her branch of the family tree already....shes weakening the roots! Good Times......Good Times :-D So here is the issue with dragging your butt after a move and not getting boxes unpacked when you should have. You find yourself down stairs, getting ready to jump in the shower when you realize that Damn....my Summers Eve Douche is still in that box in the garage. (I already said I had no shame so get over it) No biggie when you have a daughter right? Right! Unless shes across the road at her new found friends house playing o.O That leaves you with your teenage son who is upstairs witless to what youre pondering. But wait! Does he even know what that is? What its for??? Probably not....its in a box, not like its got step by step drawings on how to use it.....I bet he doesnt even know. Have him run it to you and hes none the wiser......right? Suuurrree!!! ( again....no shame...weve covered this). And here comes the little voice in the back of your head Would it really kill you to just go get it yourself? Is this really the way you want to test your sons knowledge of feminine hygiene products? Ponder...let it stew.....think about it.... OH MICHAEL!! Dont judge me!!!!!!! Hes going to have to have something to talk to his therapist about when he gets older.....might as well be me!
Posted on: Tue, 05 Aug 2014 02:42:35 +0000

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