Well...its happened. I have officially crossed that line between man and bum. I just looked at myself in the mirror, and I officially look like a bum. It surely doesnt help that Im being very lazy today, but hey sometimes in life the best thing to do is NOTHING. The beard, the long hair...Im starting to look like Tom Hanks in Castaway near the end before he gets rescued. This is why I need a woman! So she can stop these things from happening. Im tellin you Im a great guy. I even help with the dishes :). I always wondered what happened to Wilson in Castaway? Then, at work about 2 weeks ago, he was discovered in the backseat of a Jeep while a co-worker and I were vacuuming. Some might say it was a replica of the real thing, just a volleyball that someone bought at Big 5. I say...why cant it be the real Wilson? He had to wash up on shore somewhere. It also always bothers me when someone complains about the ending of that movie, that we never know what was in the package he returned. IT DOESNT MATTER! The package with the wings led him to the woman. The womans truck had the angels wings on the back, the same wings that were on the package. It was God leading him to a new love after the love of his life had remarried and was happy with someone else. End of story, good ending. Anyways, if you need a good laugh this afternoon, heres another great Seinfeld clip. Hope all is well :) youtu.be/xOCGwm-hmd8
Posted on: Thu, 02 Oct 2014 21:16:46 +0000
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