Well, its s**t... thats right, s**t! S**t may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get s**t-faced, Be s**t-out-of-luck, Or have s**t for brains. With a little effort, you can get your s**t together, find a place for your s**t, or be asked to s**t or get off the pot. You can smoke s**t, buy s**t, sell s**t, lose s**t, find s**t, forget s**t, and tell others to eat s**t. Some people know their s**t, while others cant tell the difference between s**t and shineola. There are lucky s**ts, dumb s**ts, and crazy s**ts. There is bull s**t, horse s**t, and chicken s**t. You can throw s**t, sling s**t, catch s**t, shoot the s**t, or duck when the s**t hits the fan. You can give a s**t or serve s**t on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep s**t or be happier than a pig in s**t. Some days are colder than s**t, some days are hotter than s**t, and some days are just plain s**tty. Some music sounds like s**t, things can look like s**t, and there are times when you feel like s**t. You can have too much s**t, not enough s**t, the right s**t, the wrong s**t or a lot of weird s**t. You can carry s**t, have a mountain of s**t, or find yourself up s**t creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to s**t and other times you fall in a bucket of s**t and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, its the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your s**t, you dont need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a s**t; or not do so if you dont give a s**t! Well S**t, its time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a s**t and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of s**t. But, if you happened to catch a load of s**t from some s**t-head.......... Well, S**t Happens!!!. #Nigeria #Jokes
Posted on: Tue, 22 Jul 2014 18:22:53 +0000
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