Well... its that time I guess. April 1st comes but once a year and I havent pulled a prank since I was a kid. But Ill share the best of the best with you. Ever see the movie overboard? With goldie hawn and kurt russell? Thats where my prank starts. I was having a great laugh with the family watching it when I see the kids puttinf saran wrap over the bowl beneath the lid. And slathering tge seat with vaseline. Instant light bulb and the sound of a cash register in my head. March 31st it was well into the wee morning hours of April 1st... I crawled out of bed slowly(hardwood floors creak) I made my way downstairs to the kitchen grabbing the saran wrap. I made my way back to the bathroom and started to wrap the toilet bowl top with saran wrap. Got the vaseline from under the sink and applied it liberally to the toilet seat leavibg the lid up. I stepped back and looked at my masterpiece. I had done it... I knew deep inside I had just pulled the ultimate prank! I giggled as I put everything back and went back to bed. The sun peaked through my curtains as my heart raced with what was to come next...AHHH...CRASH CUHTHUNK THUD... AN UNSUSPECTING POTTY VICTIM!!! The next words still echo in my mind.... GODDAMNIT KENNA IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!! my great grandmother... had slid clean off the toilet after she realized she was peeing on herself. And I was dead. I was uncertain of how I was to be murdered by a pee covered old lady and wasnt sticking around to find out... I hid 7nder my bed... genius right? Um...NO! Her hands found my ankles and dragged me from under the bed. My nail marks still embedded in the floor of my old room im sure. The look of terror crossed my face... apparently tge look was so funny she lost it... or so I thought... I got up from the floor and began to walk out when *thwack* belt... ass... mine.... I dropped to the floor gripping my hiney. I was done for... paralyzed with fear I was still... buttcheeks in hand I began to profusely apologize for my prank. Turns out it wasnt a belt but a towel and she laughed and said, Gotcha! Well played old lady well played...
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 20:21:18 +0000
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