Well lets kick-off the Xmas Season of Jokes, Cartoons and Shit. Here (below) is my first offering.. The Christmas Caroling Parrot One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift. How do I get him to sing..? The young man asked, excitedly. Simply hold a lighted match directly under his left foot, was the shop owners reply. The shop owner did this and Chet began to sing: Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells..! ... The shop owner then moved the match under the parrots right foot. Then Chets tune changed, and the air was filled with: Silent Night, Holy Night... The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed. How beautiful! She exclaimed, Can he talk..? No, the young man replied, But he can sing. Let me show you. So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Chets left foot, as the shop-keeper had shown him, and Chet crooned: Jingle bells Jingle Bells..!... The man then moved the lighter to Chets right foot, and out came: Silent Night. Holy Night... The wife, her face filled with curiosity an wonder, then asked, What if we hold the lighter between his legs..? The man did not know. Lets try it, he answered, eager to please his wife. So they held the lighter between Chets legs. Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, the little parrot sang out loudly Chets nuts roasting on an open fire ...
Posted on: Thu, 04 Dec 2014 15:16:14 +0000
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