Well, there was this bank robbery in Guangzhou enacted by two robbers. The older guy, the leader, had only primary school education while the younger one was an MBA graduate. As the two robbers barged in, the leader shouted: “All don’t move, lie down on the floor. Money belongs to the state, life belongs to you”. Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. Lesson: This is called “Mind Changing Concept –> Changing the conventional way of thinking”. One middle-aged woman lay provocatively on the floor. The young robber hollered: “Madam, please behave. This is a Bank not a motel. We have come to rob the bank not to rape you!” Lesson: This is called “Being Professional –> Focus only on what you are trained to do!” On returning to their hideout after robbery the young man said: “Uncle, shall we count and find out how much we got?” The older robber rebutted and said: “Are you stupid? There is so much money and how can we count them? Tonight, news on TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!” Lesson: This is called “Experience –> today experience is more important than paper qualifications!” At the same time, after the robbers left, the bank manager asked the bank supervisor to call the police. The supervisor, being a wise person says: “Boss, wait. Let’s add the 5 million RMB (renminbi the official currency of the People’s Republic of China) you and I embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed”. Lesson: This is called “Swim with the tide –> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!” The bank manager chuckled and said “Splendid idea. Won’t it be good if there is a robbery every month?” Lesson: This is called “Killing Boredom –> Happiness is most important.” That night and on the following day, TV news reported that the bank was robbed of 100 million RMB. At first the robbers were elated. However, they started counting to verify before they divided the spoil among themselves. To their consternation, they counted only 20 million RMB. The older robber remarked: “We risked our lives for 20 million RMB, but the bank manager took 80 million RMB without straining a muscle. Isn’t it better to be educated to be a thief!” Lesson: This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold !” The bank manager was smiling and happy because his embezzlement, and subsequent purchase of SINOPEC (China Petroleum & Chemical Corporation) shares under his wife’s name were now covered by this robbery. Lesson: This is called “Seizing the opportunity –> daring to take risks!” So who are the real robbers here?
Posted on: Fri, 27 Sep 2013 18:46:21 +0000
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