Well, they said using garlic in the vagina for infections, you - TopicsExpress

Well, they said using garlic in the vagina for infections, you would taste garlic in your mouth on insertion. Although a few things might do this on skin or mucous membranes, I doubted it and to protect you, MY friends from the ignorance of the naaaaaturull movement, I picked up a head of organic garlic. Ten minutes ago, I peeled a garlic clove, sliced into it to release its naaaaturull healing juices, threaded a 12 string of waxed (unflavored) dental floss through it with a fine needle, made a loop, and crammed it in my rectum. Bullshit, I say! I do not taste garlic. I FEEL it though...it burns a bit. And when I went to pull it out, the damned dental floss cut right through the garlic clove and I got garlic stuck in my ass! Did I mention IT BURNS A BIT? And to top it all off, I hate wasting food and I was going to make garlic toast with it after rinsing it off, but now THATS a wash~~~! Im sure it will exit normally later, but 15 minutes now, no garlic taste in the mouth and the rectum has 100x the number of nerve endings and blood vessels of the vagina, SOOOOOO!!! ANOTHER SCAM BY THE NAAAAATURULL PEOPLE REVEALED BY DEAR DINO...YOUR SOURCE OF SCIENTIFIC ACCURACY. Damn that burns. I farted and it smelled like my moms spaghetti sauce.