Well ,unless we can find a regular goal scorer we are in trouble at the New York Stadium. Weve dropped into the relegation - zone now unfortunately. The long-ball game just isnt working for us. Ill still be there watching them though as I have been for the last 71 years. Its always a thrill supporting your home-town team. The weather is dull and miserable today too but Amy is here with me which is wonderful and she makes me very happy always. Its only just over 6 weeks before we fly off to Mexico on holiday so thats something special to look forward to. Id better start getting in some sun-tan lotion and some new swimming-trunks and get my suit-case down from the attic. The last time I went swimming at the local baths a chap came out of the pool and as he got back to his cubicle he took his trunks off and this huge chopper rolled down and nearly touched the floor. I gasped in amazement! He said Whats wrong. Doesnt yours shrivel up when youve been in the water? The young lifeguard was very attractive and her track-suit was very smart. Over her left breast was the name Sheree. I said whats the other one called? Poor old Quosimodo fell from the tower at Notre Dame and landed smack on the pavement.Someone dashed over and said Who is it ?A bystander said Im not sure but his face rings a bell. Its Sunday and theres a sign outside our local church which says We save wicked women. One fella asked the vicar if theyd save one for him. That reminds me of the gag ,; Whats the difference between a Salvation Army Woman and a Woman in a Bath?Answer One has a Soul Full Of Hope. Ill finish with one of my favourite gags about the woman who was having a bath and got her big toe stuck in the tap. She couldnt shift it so she asked her husband to phone a plumber. Then she borrowed his bowler hat to cover her mound of venus. The plumber arrived and saw her predicament. ( Theres no answer to that.) He noticed her foot stuck there and also spotted the bowler hat over her nether regions. He said I can get your toe out but I dont know what I can do about Acker Bilk.(B-Boom.) Have a lovely Sunday everyone.Kindest Regards. Jimmy.
Posted on: Sun, 23 Nov 2014 10:48:16 +0000
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