Well wal-mart sure was a fun adventure! While walking around the store a small boy came up behind me with an air toy that made noises like a whoopi cushion, put it right up to my gluteus maximus and proceeded to squeeze it like it was his dying wish to embarrass me, needless to say it didnt work, when I turned around to confront him he was petting the toy and telling me I love this thing! What do you say to that?! I then watched him do it to several people throughout the store. Then as Im leaving the store I come pretty darn close to getting ran over in the pedestrian crosswalk! Hows your day?!
Posted on: Wed, 13 Aug 2014 20:10:05 +0000