Well we had an eventful week, our busiest ever, with new faces and glad to see some old faces back on the kerb; Dan the man, Laurel and Hardy and Laurence. Martin was sent for some exciting sauces and he came back with Garlic and Herb, he was really impressed with himself!!!! HOW MANY BLOODY GARLIC SAUCES DO WE HAVE ON THE KERB, he sounded like Peter Kay..... Lillie was nicknamed Sajid off East is East by Carl for not taking her hood down all day and he accused her of making the pods windows dirty by being a window licker lol xxx She told him that she couldnt help it because she wasnt taking her tablets and then we noticed that I had been licking my window in the pod too, give me some tablets Lill!!!! We are like two window lickers in a pod lol. I know Ive told you all before, I am not a human sat nav or a cash machine but now I need to tell you that I AM NOT A COFFEE MACHINE!!!! Do we sell Americana coffee???? We are posh but not that bloody posh - then I asked Martin if I could have a coffee machine in the pod, I wont repeat what he said but Lillie will guess that it started with an F. Martin and Gazza are now officially besties and they even shared a cup of coffee as they discussed Lewis chopping down trees!! We have has some really lovely sunshine On The Kerb this week, it has been pleasant not to go home dripping wet through apart from when we wee ourselves from laughing sooooo much lol. We have had bird watchers this week, they asked if they could look at our blue tits, Lillie and I took offence we knew our boobs were cold but they were not blue as of yet lol Well enjoy the rest of your weekend and we look forward to seeing you and feeding you on the kerb next week. Dont forget it is pancake day and you can have your suggestion on our menu xxx
Posted on: Sun, 02 Mar 2014 18:21:34 +0000
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