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Wendy: (Looking over the paperwork I brought home from my doctor) Me: See, I told you. I’m a picture of health. Wendy: Just because your blood pressure is 110/80 doesn’t make you a picture of health. What about your cholesterol? Me: What about it? Pretzels are my food of choice. There’s no cholesterol in pretzels. Wendy: No honey, “bacon” is your food of choice and there is lots of cholesterol in bacon. Me: Bacon is not my food of choice. Bacon is why I cant be Muslim. I dont eat bacon every day. I eat pretzels every day. Wendy: You also eat meat every day. Me: I wish I ate more fish. If I only had a wife that would buy fish. Wendy: Didnt you know? They do sell fish to men.
Posted on: Wed, 08 Oct 2014 23:07:15 +0000

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