Went in a date tonight with my seven year old, I figured I better - TopicsExpress



          

Went in a date tonight with my seven year old, I figured I better start teaching him the fundamentals of dating. So heres how the recap went: Mom:Alright Riley when U take a girl on a date you need to know a few things Riley: mom I am trying to look at my book Mom:fine but listen to me Riley:ugh ok... Mom:Ok first take her to a nice restaurant Riley: like mcdonalds or chick fil a? Mom: sigh....no! Like Olive Garden hold the door for her, let her order first Riley:wait what if I want to order first Mom: ladies first son Riley:ugh Mom: okay then u pay and hold the door again and open her car door Riley: how am I supposed to pay? I dont have any money? Mom: well u will have money eventually to pay Riley : ok so can I have ur plastic card to pay? Mom: sigh......we will keep working on this sweety. Riley: ok on our next date can we go to McDonalds? Mom: sigh again .....ur just like ur dad kid maybe theres hope for Casey......
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 02:50:32 +0000

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