Went & saw The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies with my youngest son, Evan today.........and, gotta say.........yeah......while it was fun and all......in the book, the events that take place.....equal like maybe the last 2 chapters. And, they still dont tell you what happens to the Arkenstone. And, really?? Apparently, Legolas does not obey the Law of Gravity, cause HUMANS came up with it. Just saying. And, if memory serves.....didnt more of the original 13 Dwaves die? And.....really......Dain comes in riding a Battle Pig??? And, who brought the Goats that Thorin & his buddies(who for whatever DUMB reason left their ARMOR back in the Mountain when they come CRASHING OUT....with a bell), so they could go kick the orc leader(who is also NOT in the book) & his buddys assess.........I was like.....wait.....Bard is not even the Captain of the Guard of Laketown, the BLACK ARROW is now a javelin that you apparently have to use your teenage son as a prop to shoot with.......and.....a troll with a small pyramid for a hat uses it for a battering ram on a wall where there are NO defenders(Why didnt they just use ladders?), and then the troll falls over, cause he knocked himself out......and, who were those AWESOME goblins that came up with that AWESOME idea of training a troll to carry a catapult on their backs, then hunch down, so the SMART orcs could shoot rocks at the humans & elves???? Sorry, but did Peter Jackson even READ THE DAMN BOOK???? Yeah......it was a D&D version of the book. If you LOVE the book......honestly, IMO, the old cartoon(which is VERY cheesy) follows the storyline MUCH better than these three moves do. Forgot to warn you.....SPOILERS~!
Posted on: Tue, 23 Dec 2014 00:23:59 +0000
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