Were having breakfast @ work & were all just talking about nothing & everything with the TV on mute in the backgrd. Than they show a reel of Armstrong & his crew on the first moon landing. Our part chinese (the only chinese thing about him is his surname by the way) workmate pipes up......This is all f$&#n bullshit, did you guys know that all this was filmed in a studio in Hollywood?....the Americans were behind in rocket technology, so they did this to derail other countries who were ahead in the space race. Indian workmate asks: so who was ahead? P/China: the Chinese were way ahead, because the Americans controlled Television they were able to manipulate the world media to show this scam Fijian workmate pipes up: Oh yeah, truzzup i remember....theyre rocket was called the MOON TRAVELLER!!! Another Indian workmate: right right!!! The thing couldnt fly straight up...thing always whistle and fly sideways .....by this time p/chinese is trying to think of a counter while everybodies killing themselves laughing...... Another Fijian Workmate adds: eah...his grandfather was put in it.....they launch from beijing and the thing went up little bit ga and short across the pacific ocean & crashed in Totoya( where p/chinese is from) Indian: OOOhhhhh right right.....thats why the chinese deputy premier came to Fiji....it was a spy mission to look for the astronauts kawa.... Fijian: oi ...i didnt know that.....than what happened? Kailoma had to throw in his baigani: when the premier met him, pointing @ our flustered part chinese workmate, he told his team to get back on the plane & reported to china that nobody survived. ......
Posted on: Thu, 31 Jul 2014 19:19:24 +0000
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