Weve had some goins on up in the Neighborhood lately. Not to be nosey but when I cant sleep I look out the upstairs window. I consider it to be general safety surveillance. NOT Obama style, but its effective. Ok well, two nights ago the Sheriff rolled up on my neighbor. Ive said for awhile now, that I live in the middle of the Columbian Cartel but it was the CHURCH LADYs house they rolled on. Between you & me Ive always thought we would find her dead one day. She is always takin in a homeless person. I reckon she gets em from her church. Thats a crafty bunch right there. They are always gettin somebody to donate, participate, help out or adopt. Shes had several. They never stay long & some sound like they havent ended well but the ol gal keeps bringin em in. Ok so the Cops are across the street & Ive got a birdseye view to, what appears to be, a sobriety perp walk. I stand up in the window, cause my knees are givin out on me, & when I do a Sheriff K-9 unit rolls up. I drop down cause Ive got my cheetah robe on. I didnt want that dam dawg to get after, what he might think was, a big freakin cat! The dog goes all around the car & gets nothin so hes gettin ready to be loaded up & while I am hidden behind the blind, being all stealthy, Brookes Boxer gets wind of the K9 & up in the window & under the blinds he comes. Barking like they were robbing somebody it naturally caused the cop to shine his multi-strength, HIGH BEAM flashlight straight up on me! I froze but then bounced. My covers been blown & that kid screwed the perp walk so bad they loaded him in behind the dog. I guess it was a good day for the POE-POE. They got the homeless, no pot havin, thirsty kid. But they didnt get the cat. I reckon that ones gone now but shell get another one. She always does. Whew...Ive got to take my medication now....reliving the experience has got my blood pressure up. For now....Im OUT!!!
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 17:39:23 +0000
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