WhAtSaPp PaLaVa!!! 1. Someone on his status you will see “Sleeping” since 3days. He’s probably dead. 2. Someone is “Driving” since 5 days! I guess he hasn’t reached Dubai!!! 3. Someone’s status is “Happy” since 1month. Living in Paradise I guess? 4. Someone is always “Available”. How free are you please? 5. From first day their status is, “Hey there” I’m using WhatsApp” I Know, that’s why you’re on my list now! 6. Someone writes “Urgent calls only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police force or Fire service? 7. Someone says, “Can’t talk, WhatsApp only”. Are you kidding me. Dude then throw away your phone, you’re not using the phone’s Primary function. 8. Someone is “At the movies” for the past 6weeks. I think its either he owns that theater or sells popcorn there, just guessing. 9. Someone’s own “At school”. What the hell are we gonna do about your being in school, save us the story it’s all yours not for us 10. Someone puts “Busy” for 4 months and 2 weeks. You probably must be very busy “Counting all the sands on the ground” 11. This one pisses off most “Battery about to die” Haba now, for 3 consecutive months. Should we just contact PHCN concerning the power situation of your house? 12. How can someone be “At the gym” for 6 months? Are you preparing yourself to go on a boxing contest against vitali klitchko. 13. You’re always “In a meeting” Then pls focus on the meeting, quitWhatsApp. Is WhatsApp the venue of your meeting? Make una add more abeg
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 07:47:26 +0000