What Confucius did not say... Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil in-tent. Sqirrel who runs up a womans leg will not find nuts. Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusions. Man who runs in front of car gets tired and a man who runs behind it gets exhausted. Man who eats many prunes get good run for money. War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. Man who fights woth wife all day gets no piece at night. It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drives like hellis bound to get there. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Man who lives in a glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other mans well often catch crabs. And Finally Confucius says... A lion will not cheat on his wife, but aTiger Wood.
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 13:28:03 +0000
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