What Indian advertisements taught me..? 1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hair fall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip. 2. If you have a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn’t use a deodorant in your absence. 3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications. 4. If there is no salt in your kitchen, you can use Toothpaste. 5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India and United Kingdom. 6. If your daughter is not ready to get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop. 7. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get girls. 8. Most Colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a Superman, if you drink these regularly. 9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs. 10. 10. The special effects in shampoo Ads are greater than special effects in movie Avatar. 11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices. 12. Amul has better satirical cartoonists than people who make better milk products. 13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India. 14. You can’t eat Dairy Milk Silk without spreading it all over your face. 15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, it’s only to pick up girls. 16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs. 17. People believe that Bacardi makes music CD’s and Directors Special/Kingfisher make mineral water. 18. The only time mother’s and daughter’s talk to each other, it’s usually about hair oil. 19. No matter what kind of expert one is, he will always wear a white laboratory coat..!
Posted on: Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:16:31 +0000