What Turkeys Need To Know But Dont 1. By limiting your corn - TopicsExpress



          

What Turkeys Need To Know But Dont 1. By limiting your corn intake to 175 kernels a day, you can lose thirteen pounds or three hours baking time, whatever the case may be. 2. There is no such thing as the friendly ax-man. 3. Hiding inside old Jack-O-Lanterns never works. 4. Running helps you lose weight, but you will never fly, ever. 5. Stop writing to Benjamin Franklin; hes dead, and you lost that National symbol argument long ago. 6. No one buys the you cant eat a turkey with glasses routine. 7. If anyone asks you about your drumstick size, be afraid; be very afraid. 8. Sweet corn meal is NOT low in calories. Stop eating it. 9. Pretending to be just a chicken is not very smart. 10. If there are not pigs or geese on your farm, you should probably worry about Christmas as well.
Posted on: Sun, 24 Nov 2013 02:52:08 +0000

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