What are some good ways to insult IIT B.Tech student ? 1.Confuse IIT with ITI, compare IIT with other small local colleges 2.Insult about their package (Otherwise high but lower than the numbers spread by newspapers) 3.Pretend to have never heard of the company in which they are placed. 4.Show them that they are Geeky/Techy 5.Ask their all India rank in JEE 6.Irritate them by asking for JEE fundae 7.Ask how high a donation it takes to get into IIT 8.Ask some puzzle or better, make one (hypothetical) an answer by one Nikhil Garg reads “Kaunse college mein padhte ho beta (Which college do you study in?)” “IIT Bombay” “Kyun, mein nahi hua? (Did you not get selected for ?” More irritating than insulting, but ask him for JEE fundae. “Bhaiya, how many hours did you study?” or “Bhaiya, which book should I study for Organic chemistry” Ask them which company they’re placed in and when they reply, ask “Kyun? TCS ya Infosys mein nahin mila kya? (Could you not get a job in TCS or Infosys?)” Insult their intelligence, like by expecting them to love the following joke What will a Hyperbola say to a parabola and an ellipse? Think…. Try to solve it yaar…. Its not that tough……. I am sure u know this…… My eccentricity is more than yours.
Posted on: Sat, 26 Jul 2014 10:05:00 +0000
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