What are we going to manufacture? To start with, the US manufactures: 1. Hypocrisy, number one in the world 2. Race Baiting – No one does it better than our left, no one. 3. Whiny men in Pajamas – Again, we even beat France in that category. 4. Media ready to tear down a winner and build up a loser – Show me another press corp that can do that as fast and as deadly accurate? 5. Lying cheating politicians – Even Russia looks at us now and says ” Daaaammmnnn” 6. Millionaire singers and actors that bemoan other millionaires wealth – We have to import some of these, but we still manufacture more than our share for the rest of the world. 7. Child Rapists intellectuals – Maybe we might fall behind the UK, but I think we still lead this category, as long as Woody Allen is alive. 8. Regulations – we could manufacture even more regs, if it wasn’t for the regs keeping us from further production of Regs. 9. Asinine laws – The US has cornered that market, when we passed a law, just to find out what’s in it, that was like pulling a pin on a grenade, to see what would happen. and the number 10 reason why we are number one at manufacturing: 10. Big Butts to put in Stretch pants from China – no one can produce fat butts like we can, we invented the Big Gulp, the Super Size and the Big Mac, just to fill those stretch pants, and remember ladies, spandex is a privilege, not a right.
Posted on: Tue, 11 Feb 2014 02:39:45 +0000
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