What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? Answer: Its Christmas, Eve! What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve? Answer: Halo there! If Santa Claus is crossed with a detective then you would get what? Answer: Santa Clues! A snowman loses weight in what way? Answer: He waits for the weather to get warmer! What is the snowman’s breakfast? Answer: Frosted flakes! What is said by one snowman to the other snowman? Answer: Can you smell carrot? Where the snowman does dances on? Answer: A snow ball! How do you know that Santa is a man? Answer: No woman wears the same attire every year. What monkeys sing on Christmas Eve in concert? Answer: Jungle Bells, Jungle bells! What a big candle says to a small candle on a Christmas Eve? Answer: I am going out for dinner tonight. What snowmen wear on the Christmas Eve? Answer: Ice caps. If someone claps on the Christmas Eve then he should be called as — Answer: Santapplause! When Santa doesn’t move then what he should be called as? Answer: Santa Pause. Read more at theholidayspot/christmas/jokes/christmasevejokes.htm#bz5OmZwBX0l0wRCy.99
Posted on: Wed, 04 Jun 2014 09:49:57 +0000