What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time? Cross mouse cards! Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse? Getting it to fit over a bucket! Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant? Sir! What do mice do when theyre at home? Mousework! What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and cant see? Three blind mice! What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster! When should a mouse carry an umbrella? When its raining cats and dogs! Whats the definition of a narrow squeak? A thin mouse! Is there a mouse in the house? No, but theres a moose on the loose!
Posted on: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 19:28:15 +0000
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