What doesnt kill you......seriously disappoints me! Only kidding Its time for the Friday Rant!! Well its been a while since Mini Me (a.k.a Kim Jong-Un) and his propoganda machine have been in the news so they have taken a overt racist swipe at President Obama. Yes the man with what has to be the worst hairdresser in the world has called the leader a “clown,” a “dirty fellow” and somebody who “does not even have the basic appearances of a human being.” Im sure President Obama is finding it hard to sleep right now but its not because of Mini-me, its because security at the White House keeps letting in cars through the front gate! Well the WingNut has been busy breaking promises just like eveey other politician in preparing us for two new taxes..... Hold on... What was that WingNut? They are not taxes, one is a levy and one is an increase on fuel excise? Seems the WingNut needs to phone a friend with a thesaurus. He surely is trying to become a One term and get the Fark out PM. If he succeeds he would still have served longer than KRudd and the Ranga. And now when he says he has stopped the boats he wants to start up the Australian Border Protection Force.....ummm if there are no boats...... never mind!!! Hello Mr Barnett! What is it with you and the Chair Sniffer? You wont rule out a comeback to the Front Bench for the bloke with more lives than Scratchy. Does he have photos of you with getting pork on your fork with Gina? This weekend its Eurovision and all the glam, euro jokes no one understands and of course music. Who will win? Sweden will be there at the end but many will be getting pissed enjoying the show. Dunderchef is back and its off to a great start with some contestants serving up empty plates. Well they must be concerned that Gary and Matt havent taken Georges losing weight and are in need of a food intervention. Time for Sport In the EPL Liverpool have choked against Palace and have pretty much handed the title to City. Interestingly Spurs official Twitter page took pleasure in mocking the Reds on their twitter feed. Pretty interesting effort considering they got cornholed twice this season by the Reds and havent won a title since pampers disposable diapers hit the stores. In the AwFL the Weagles got plucked by the Dockers but the big news was that once again the custodians of the game bowed to media pressure and changed the rules on the run..... hmmmm reminds me of Hockey WA! Oh and Kieran Pollard your throwing arm is as good as John Howards googly....... just plain embarrassing! Time for G(o)(o)gle! FHM have released their top 100. I wont spoil it by naming who tops the list but lets just say 100 sets of (\ )( /) is enough to make a dead man stiff as a corpse! sandhufridayrant.blogspot.au/
Posted on: Fri, 09 May 2014 14:57:31 +0000
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