What have I been up to...what have IIII been up to? Gosh! LOTSSATHINGS, BOOKFACE! Goodness! I mean, I was off in Zanzabar, fighting off the Zanzabarbarians! Why..I climbed to the top of a large hill and, pointed! Yes I POINTED, SIR/MADAAME/DUKE! In fact, I have been up to SO much, I have had time to shower EVER SINGLE MORNING! I know, its a stretch, but I have! What? A LIAR, you dare utter towards me! Because of my high experience training in the foothills of Timblepeeftree, I shall have you VANQUISHED! Today is not a day to be fooled with. Oh no. You want to know why, little ones? Ill give you one big fat obvious hint...ITS MONDAY! THAT MUST MEAN THERES GONNA BE SOME SPECIALS! SOUP! - Southwestern Corn Chowder & Bisquits! SPECIAL! (Brace yoself) - SLOPPY JOE! SLOP-SLOPPY JOE!!! YEAH! BABY! CMON! GRAB-N-GETOUTTAHERE! - Turkey & Cheddar or Curried Egg Salad. Now if youll excuse me, I have much other things to be doing. C-Moneez and I were about to start a fierce game of Scrabble. Want to join? TOO BAD WE ONLY HAVE ENOUGH PIECES FOR US! Get your own ideas, ya turkey. *Drop the mic*
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 13:05:00 +0000
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