What is the difference between a chemical engineer and a civil engineer? The chemical engineer washes his hands before he goes to the toilet. Wash 1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. 5. Dont feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 6. Dont marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, youll regret it later. 7. You cant buy love, but you pay heavily for it. 8. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 9. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 10. Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or she will take it anyway. 11. My wife and I always compromise. I admit Im wrong and she agrees with me. 12. Those who cant laugh at themselves leave the job to others. 13. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. 14. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. 15. You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. 16. It doesnt matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. 17. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. 18. Its funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. Its like asking someone if suicide is better than being murdered. 19. There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. 20. It is no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another.
Posted on: Fri, 07 Mar 2014 01:19:33 +0000
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