What they dont tell you about pregnancy: You feel fat from literally week 4 on.. You cry at the stupidest things in the world. On top of having to worry about face blemishes, you develop strange neck chest and backne blemishes. You deal with constantly being pushed and pulled in different directions by your mother friends who have all had different doctors, hospitals, midwives, etc. You complain. .....a lot......ie) this rant You can chug gallons of water and still feel dehydrated. You wake up 50 Times a night because of hormones, anxiety, and the fact that its a million f***ing degrees in here, ugh. You literally are lucky when you can poop. Your dainty odorless farts....are now the farthest thing from that. I could probably go on and on, however I now have the brain and attention span of a two year old...because, oh yeah Im pregnant. Oh and we go through all of this while pretending we feel fine because there are children or husbands to take care of, or we have to go work at our full time jobs. I hope this makes some moms and moms-to-be laugh..and that maybe men stop and think about just how amazing and wonderful women are.
Posted on: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 17:22:28 +0000
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